PSALMS
FESTIVAL OF PSALMS 1
(IGBO)
When we start to praise Him
It seems as if we have not started
Because Praising Him is not a day’s job
We don’t know where to start
We don’t know how far to go
All we know to do is call him Daddy
PAPA ANYI
He is the ever-reigning God of OGBONGE DYNASTY
He is that powerful ODI-ESHI stronger than any cult or FRATERNITY
I call Him the ICHE OGARANYA in RUGGEDITY
Who in fact remains the only ODOGWU NA-ANYA in RIGIDITY
The Mighty DIKE N’AGHA who fights with DIGNITY
AGIDIGBA. His robustness drives the enemies to INSANITY
He is the EZE NDI EZE, Our King who owns all riches and even the BUGATTIS
The OLORO IHE LORO ENYI swallowing all my ENMITY
I call Him ADUDU NWOKE – The God of IMPOSSIBILITY
OMALICHA. His beauty is as matchless as INFINITY
IGWE! IGWEE! His reign is marked by ROYALTY
OCHIRI OZUO. Buhari is a learner in the presence of His MAJESTY
He is the OSUOFIA JESUS moving with AUTHORITY
OGADAGIDI exhibiting AUDACITY
OTI MGBODO GBO radiating ALACRITY
CHI BU OKAKA cancelling CALAMITY
OMA NMA - More beautiful than Darego and any beauty in HUMANITY
One minute, He’s OJE N’MMUO clothed in DIVINITY
The next, He’s OKE AGU dealing with PRINCIPALITIES
And yet we call Him EBUBE DIKE because nothing exceeds His CAPABILITY
He remains the AMA AMA AMASI AMASI
He who knows all things yet never entered the UNIVERSITY
OKU N’ERE ERE. The consuming fire that handles demons with BRUTALITY
And yet He is OBATA OBIE, The Lord God ALMIGHTY
Our CHI DI EGWU N’IME EGWU
ANAGBARA EGWU N’ETITI EGWU
DI EGWU ANATURU EGWU – ONYE EGWU!!!!! Our powerful God and DIETY
CHIJINDU. The Bishop of our souls and IMMORTALITY
OLISA KERE UWA is what I call this God of CREATIVITY
He rightly deserves to be called
ODOGWU AKATAKA dishing out TENACITY
ANYA NWE UTUTU shinning with INTENSITY
AGBANWE AGBANWE beating every ELASTICITY
Constant in all situations. Maximum STABILITY
GAGA N’OGWU razing down every CAPTIVITY
With a high sense of INTELLECTUALITY
OKE MMIRI NA EBU OGWE smashing every CARNALITY
ISI MBIDO NA NJEDEBE originating with AUTHENTICITY
Flashing forth with FIDELITY
Emanating with boisterous and joyful PERPLEXITY
OKE NKUME standing throughout ETERNITY
AGU NA ECHE MBA 1 destroying every COMPLEXITY
AGUBATA OHIA reigning with INVINCIBILITY
OMNI OMNI – Ideal in TOTALITY, Total in IDEALITY
OGODO MKPUCHI OTOM clothing with INTEGRITY
ONYE ISI UGBO navigating with AGILITY
APATA NA-EKU NWA dashing out babies without CASUALTY
ISI IYI NKE NDU – Life’s source and FACILITY
CHIKACHI dazzling with CLASSICALITY
DI NWANYI ISI MKPE floating over GRAVITY
ONYEZE elevated in SPECIALTY
EBIGHEBI NDI NSO crucifying every INIQUITY
OGOLOGO NMA AGHA slashing every ATROCITY
CHI JI OKU ERI AJA burning out every spirit of FAMILIARITY
OKWARA UZO N’IKPA simplifying every DIFFICULTY
OKAA OBURUZO towering with no EQUALITY
ONO NA NWATA BURU EZE Our everlasting CELEBRITY
OKAA OMEE ruling over every CONFORMITY
OTUAKA ORUE MBA faster than lightning and ELECTRICITY
AKPOAZA… The fastest in network and CONNECTIVITY
Hail the OYOYO younger than a baby at the age of NINETY
DIKE NA DIMKPA N’UME Our guard, defender and eternal SECURITY
OKE MMUO mesmerizing the power of NEGATIVITY
ONYE ISI AGHA enforcing the reign of POSITIVITY
MMUO K’IBE YA OGO pulling weight against demonic COMMUNITIES
OKPUZU NA AKPU NWA
AGU ANAGBA EBGE ONA ATA NRI YA
CHINEKE ANA EKPECHARA OGWU
ODU BI GAM, OKPERE AZU in SUPERIORITY
ONYE OMA AMARA
OJI AKPA NTU EME OJI
OFU ONYE NA ABIA ASI UNA ABIA LA
OGARANYA NGADAGA. The Oga in SOVEREIGNTY
OMIMI N’IME OMIMI bountiful in immense PROSPERITY
OZAWARA OLA My number one PRIORITY
EKWUEME He who is worthy no matter the DENSITY of His RESPONSIBILITY
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Is there an end to His praise?
Of course there isn’t.
But as much as we can prepare, we present with humble EXALTATION
To the God of our SALVATION.
Baba, come and enjoy this Festival of Psalms.
Please accept this dish of FRIED PRAISES, STEAMED WORSHIP and ROASTED ADORATION…
GARNISHED with THANKSGIVING, SPICED with HEAVENLY MAGNIFICATION and laced with TASTY CELEBRATION.
Please, don’t forget the dessert of TOASTED OVIATIONS and shouts of JUICY EXCLAMATIONS
It all belongs to you.
Bon appetite Sir.
THE PSALM 01
(PRAISE SANG IN A LOVELY MELODY)
We hear the Psalmist say
“My heart is stirred by a noble theme
As I recite my verses to the King
My tongue is the pen of a skillful writer”
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Now a voice in the desert cries out saying
The Spirit is on the surface of the DEEP
My soul LEAPS, my heart BEEPS
As I listen to His VOICE, void of any NOISE
A recital of PRAISE RAISED and ENGRACED
Which GLITTERS with LITTERS of Spoken Words
Muffled SOUNDS, Echoes RESOUND
Joy lost but FOUND, Wholeness ABOUND
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I write in a STORM, a BRAINSTORM of thoughts
Inspiration from His THRONE, Dished out by living STONES
Great insight from His PRESENCE
Encompassed by His ESSENCE
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Tongues of men incapable to BUTRESS, EXPRESS
His mighty INFLUENCE
Mortal language USELESS, SPICE-LESS
To DESCRIBE Him or ASCRIBE His worthy AFFLUENCE
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To the most excellent of men – THE SON OF MAN I write
The PSALM
P – PRAISE
S – SANG IN
A – A
L – LOVELY
M – MELODY
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PRAISING Him is a PLEASURE
RAISING His name I TREASURE
But, how useless human words are
To describe his EXCELLENCY
The God of all SUPREMACY
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RIGHTEOUSNESS, HOLINESS and SWEETNESS defined
AUTHENTICITY, AUTHORITY and AUDACITY incorporated
Master CREATOR, Awesome MEDIATOR, Clothed in SPLENDOR
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The KING above KINGDOMS
PRESIDING over PRESIDENTS with UNPRECEDENTED PRESENCE
The Most HIGH, HIGHER than the HIGHEST
Encompassed in the HEIGHTS of worship
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OMNISCIENT, INTELLIGENT, KNOWLEDGE IN-DEFICIENT
His Wisdom is OVER-SHADOWING
Understanding OVER-POWERING
Brilliance OVER- WHELMING
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My heart POURS OUT
Thoughts POP OUT
Words FLY OUT
Tongue SPEAKS OUT
As I seek for measures to make Him the HIGHLIGHT
To bring Him to the SPOTLIGHT
He who is enclosed in BRIGHT LIGHT
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My words praise Him in MATHEMATICS cos
He ADDS (+) me to His favour list
And MINUSES (-) my name from Death’s book
Hell’s power is brought to ZERO (0)
His love towards me is MULTIPLIED (X)
By His grace in which there is no DIVISION (/)
Because His FAITHFULNESS is GREATER THAN (>)
All of my WEAKNESSES, SICKNESSES, and DARKNESSES
By His authority, He made demons LESSER THAN (<) me
By RAISING ME TO THE POWER (^) of His Son
Giving me 100 PER CENT (%) in Christ Jesus.
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Listen, Child of God...
In His own definition of BODMAS
He has B – Brought you
O – Out Of
D – Darkness
M – Making you
A – A
S – Shinning Star
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You are no longer in the Devil’s PARENTHESIS ({})
Because he has placed a DECIMAL POINT (.) of DISTINCTION
Between you and the enemy
Making you an INTEGRATED and INTEGRAL INTEGER in Righteousness
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For all your SINS (SIN)
He paid the COST (COS)
Thereby making you TANGIBLE (TAN)
His death on the cross was a CHANGE OF SUBJECT FORMULA
Something He did in Heaven’s own VERNACULAR
His grace transformed your FRACTION in His household
From being IMPROPER to PROPER
Launching you into the LOVE OF GOD (L.O.G)
As He SQUARES (2) your joy
While the Devil and his demons find their SQUARE ROOT(\/)
To HELL, their CELL of TERROR, HORROR and ERROR
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I don’t have to worry cos He’s working for me
He is in CONTROL
So when the Devil brings in trouble
Papa will just CTRL+X (CUT) me out of the SITUATION
And set me on a higher POSITION
Against all OPPOSITIONS and their MANIPULATIONS.
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It doesn't matter what the Devil has DONE
My God can CTRL+Y (REDO) and CTRL+Z (UNDO)
So if Satan likes, Let him continue
To CTRL+V (PASTE) WAHALA to my life
That is his own PALAVA
My God will just CTRL+SHIFT me out of his traps.
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Dy/dx can’t stop my God from being God
His love revolves around us in 360o more than any TR2 (PI-R-SQUARED)
His mercies are longer than any LENGTH X BREADTH
His word keeps us at RIGHT-ANGLE with Him
We are joint to Him in PERPENDICULARITY
The Devil can’t touch us because of the PARALLELISM
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Who do we have on our side?
The WWW.WONDROUS WONDER-WORKER.COM
The Maximum FUNCTION of a FUNCTION
The God with the ALMIGHTY FORMULA of ELIMINATION
The PROBABILITY of the entire universe
Without Him, the life we live will be an INFINITE nonsense
Raised to the power of INFINITY equal to (=) MATHS ERROR
No wonder He’s the ALPHA and OMEGA
The DELTA, GAMMA, PI and THETA
My God greater and BETA than any SOHCAHTOA
The master of INDUCTION
Whether MATHEMATICALLY or MAGNETICALLY
My Saviour with the A.P. and G.P.
ALMIGHTY POWER (A.P) and GRAND PRESENCE (G.P)
OGADAGIDI!!!!!!!!!!
The MEAN, MEDIAN and MODE of our lives
The SLOPE of my GRAPH
My X and Y CO-ORDINATES
My precious TABLE OF VALUES
The God of the PYTHAGOREAN THOEREM
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...To be continued
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THE PSALM 02
(PRAISE SANG IN A LOVELY MELODY)
Praise Him with the Cities and Countries
In this ATTITUDE of GRATITUDE
Permit me to call Him Jehovah BOMBASTIC
The Spiritual BOMB that BOMBS every demon
And devilish coven in BOMBAY
The Almighty Jehovah that calculates
Spiritual ALGEBRA no matter the ABRACADABRA
Or demonic COBRA in ANAMBRA
Chineke God! The CHICHI in BAUCHI
Who makes me dance SALSA in BAYELSA
In BENUE, He makes an AVENUE for multiple REVENUES
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I love to call Him OLOWOGBOGBORO in OSOGBO
The God with the mighty hand who SHELTERS me in DELTA
The AWA 1 in JIGAWA and NASARRAWA
My MADONNA and HOSANNA
More skillful than MARADONNA in KADUNA
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The voice of His word coming in SOPRANO
Is like a fiery VOLCANO in KANO
My God is more beautiful than INI EDO
He will make you prosper in EDO
No matter the satanic WEIRDO
Because He is Jehovah OGHENE DO
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Jehovah Adonai
That is STRONGER than any SCAVENGER in NIGER
The Great COMMANDO
Destroying forces of darkness by Spiritual TAEKWANDO in ONDO
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He that that preserves you from any GUN SHOT in OSUN
And has the power to SHUN every EXPLOSION
That is a DISTRACTION to His MANIFESTATION
Whatever maketh you SHIVER in RIVERS
The Great DELIVERER has come to TAKEOVER
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My DADDY and PADDY in MARKUDI
OKAKA of NSUKKA
I join the SERAFINS to praise you
With TAMBOURINES in the land of ILORIN
You made a way in IBADAN
just as you did in JORDAN
Your KINGDOM is established in AKWA-IBOM
The God of WISDOM, King of SHALOM
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That is why you are the
ABBA of TARABA
BABA of ASABA
OBA of CALABAR
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We don’t need Cristiano RONALDO
Because we have our CHINALDO
The God that is more skillful than Messi and RONALDINHO
Jehovah God of ISRAEL
Who DANIEL called in the moment of trouble
And He sent His ANGEL MICHAEL
To prove that He is EMMANUEL
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Jehovah SWEETNESS
He can make your life SWEET in SWITZERLAND
And will still shower you with AKARA in ACCRA
Our God is OMNIPOTENTIAL ODEGWU DEGWU
His powerful hand crushes every demonic BUG in JOHANNESBURG
And terminates every evil GERM in GERMANY
His presence alone PARALIZES every PARASITE in PARAGUAY
And smashes every MALARIA in MALAYSIA
HAHA!
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He will cause you to DOMINATE
over your contemporaries in DOMINICA
And by His Spirit
He will FILL you up in PHILLIPINES
Just as He did with the PHILLIPIANS
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My Authentic Calibrator
Who renders the Devil a RAG in IRAQ
And TIES him up in THAILAND
To be beaten as a KONGA in CONGO
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The Great Rapha
That turns a FIBROID into a FINE BOY
He dissolves MENINGITIS
And blesses you with MANY GIANT THINGS
He neutralizes FEVER by adding His FLAVOUR
He who MALTREATS MALARIA and other MALADIES
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He heals HIV/AIDS mysteriously so that He can
H – Humiliate viruses,
I – Impart in you
V – Victory
A – And
I – Intentionally
D – Disgrace, Disappoint, Disintegrate and Destroy
S – Sin, Satan and Sicknesses
He is the God who CANCELS CANCER
And CONQUERS CANKER WORMS.
Do you CONCUR?
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He that heals His Children who are
SS - Sick and Sad
- Sinful and Scattered
- Suffering and Subjected
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And makes them AA - Alive and Active
- Accurate and Absolute
- Audacious and Authentic
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Shout Hallelujah to this God
Way Maker
Miracle Worker
Promise keeper
Transformer
Master
Redeemer
Pacifier
Sole defender
Ruler
Comforter
Father
Winner
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Protector
Navigator
Author
Anchor
Emancipator
Warrior
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El-Gibor
Counselor
Emperor
Saviour
Creator
Mediator
Superior
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The Uncreated Creator
The Unchangeable Unexplained
The Unfailing constant K
The Unparalleled and Unequaled
The Unprecedented Untouchable
God of all seasons, weather, people, NATIONS…
Knowledge, wisdom, understanding and REVELATION…
I salute you!
No human word is fit to paint you as you are
But in the midst of my Mistakes and DISCREDITS
I ask for you to take all the CREDITS
Here is my PSALM – A Praise Sang in A Lovely Melody
PAPA ENJOY!!!!!!!!!
